[Welcome to Hell, Bargizens! A young, pretty blonde girl stands in the middle of a gorgeously sumptuous bedroom, her arms folded over her chest, a thunderous expression on her extremely made-up face.]

Okay, excuse me. What happened to the view from my bedroom window? And why is my hallway sporting the latest in Fug Chic?

I don't think so. So what drooling sub-primal AV Club neanderthal do I have to talk to about getting this fixed?