Regina George

((All backdated to during the dream plot.))

Why am I not surprised that some of you even have major issues when you're sleeping? But to whoever was completely failing that exam: I hope you passed!

[Private to Shego]

So, I think I should be learning how to defend myself? There are some real freaks here. [Also, mostly, kicking ass in Riddick's head was really fun and she wants to do more of that.

She is not, however, planning on bringing up that other dream.]

[Private to Lua]

This place sucks. What are you doing right now? [Distraction, please. Look, she'll even get you started:]

PS: Someone totally admitted to being a virgin in their dream. I just don't remember who. But it was someone old. Yuck.

[And in the early hours of the morning... Private to Tim]

[For the other broadcasts, Regina's managed to put her defenses up, take a breather, get mean again. But when she wakes up after this dream, it's just... too much. She just can't.

She's still crying when she picks up the communicator, not the way she was with Shego, but little teary sniffles, her voice small and sad.]

...Tim?

[Repo Filter]

[In this universe, Regina George is one of the notorious Queen Bees of GeneCo. Both a Repo and a client, she's had almost as many surgeries as kills, and she's happy to show off either. What's the point if you're not the best, right? And what's the point of being the best if absolutely everyone doesn't know about it?

Right now, she's broadcasting from her apartment, which is easily as lavish as her Barge bedroom. The general color scheme is black and white instead of pink and red, and she, too, has busted out the darker part of her wardrobe and a new nose, chin, stomach, breasts, ears... but otherwise, it's pure Regina, through and through.

As always, she's smiling sweetly. More or less.]

This is just to let you all know that since you can't stop talking my ear off over the network and making buddies with the latest batch of meat-puppets, I'm officially Bored as Shit, and Lua and I are going to be taking over your contracts if you can't get it together. Because some of us are rock stars.

Love you all! Bye!

[Private to Satsuki]

Sweetie, can you run a search for me on all contracts that are still outstanding? [Ultimately, this will include Gaeta, SORRY GAIUS.]

[Private to Lua, forward-dated to post-Dracula]

Okay, seriously, where are you? I'm giving you like, one more hour to call me back, and then I'm calling up that little junkie freak Morgana and asking if she wants to be my partner.

Morgana, Lua.

And I'm serious, I'll do it, so you'd better call me the hell back.