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AZULA Inmate. Total wannabe. Burned down her old school??? Indulge her or wind up like her weird brother who looks like Mel Gibson in that movie where he was ugly and gross. | ||
LUA KLEIN Probably talking about you behind your back RIGHT NOW. | ||
RAYNE THE WORST. BITCH. HERE. Anyone who has to deal with that fugly, dominatrix dressing, half-vampire, needlessly rude hobag should get a medal. I bet she watches Blade and cries every night. Sorry about that wardrobe. | ||
BUFFY SUMMERS How late 90's is that wardrobe? Hilarious. | ||
FAITH LEHANE Slutty, dykey. Looks like she smells like gasoline and vodka. | ||
POISON IVY THE OTHER WORST BITCH HERE. ACTUAL EFFING MONSTER. UGLY PSYCHOTIC KINKY ACTUAL LESBIAN VEGAN TENTACLE MONSTER PETA FREAK. DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE HER PRESENCE. | ||
STEPHANIE BROWN Thinks she's special because of her sad college student clothes/haircut and sad hippie idealism. Making the Barge a better place, one annoying monologue at a time! Sorry about that face. | ||
TIM DRAKE Whatever. (Although seriously WHAT IS WITH the costume???) | ||
ANGUA VON UBERWALD Smelly bitch. For real. Faking her accent? | ||
ARKADY Hippie weirdo. Looks like an egg and a cartoon alien had a baby. LSD? | ||
MEROPE GAUNT STOP CREEPING AROUND THE LIBRARY AND GO TAKE A SHOWER. | ||
CLAIRE BENNET Bad cheerleader + burnout = enjoy your twenty crack babies??? Lua says she's nice so she's probably a bitch. | ||
ARIADNE Sad pretentious hipster nerd. We're inside, you can take the scarf off now. | ||
SHEGO Skin: jaundice? too much spinach? eats grass? nuclear sludge? Worst warden ever!!!!!! Fat thighs. WORST WARDEN EVER Freakishly strong. | ||
WANDA MAXIMOFF Mall "goth" "pagan." Looks like Janis 2.0. Worst hair on the Barge. Her dog is the cutest thing about her. | ||
MORGANA PENDRAGON Sad wannabe. Actual drug addict? Probably. Whiny bitch. PASTY. | ||
PARKER Talks like a man. I bet she used to be one. | ||
VASILIA ALIENA Old-looking horse-faced skinny wrinkled megabitch. Looks like one of those pathetic failed coke addict models. Embarrasses herself talking trash. | ||
AMANDA YOUNG CREEPY AS SHIT. Don't talk to Lua about her, they have weird warden/inmate crushes on each other. | ||
SIMONE BETHESON Does she have a face? Impossible to look at anything but the arm. Heard she had an affair with HOFFMAN or something? | ||
CAT Grossest, rudest little | ||
DRAKE STONE Oops, I thought this was a girl. SUPER gay. Terrible makeup, hair looks like Lance Bass on crack. Has a thing for Arthas, which, WHY? | ||
SEVEN OF NINE Robot or just a freak? Maybe both. Good body, terrible hair and clothes. Hope she gets fat working lunch. | ||
T'POL Weird lizard-blooded bitch, can't make facial expressions to save her life. Probably drinks the same sludge as Shego. Doesn't believe in feelings, POD PERSON. | ||
SARAH CONNOR If you want to be a man, just be a man. (Recommend Parker's clinic!) | ||
THE T-X Most boring person on the network. Like being in history class. Loser. | ||
CHROMIE WORST MIDGET BOSS at the BORINGEST JOB. Says she's really a dragon? I bet she just has exczema and swollen ankles. | ||
SATSUKI YATOUJI Terrible hair, pasty skin, ugly glasses, looks like an embarrassing yearbook picture from the 80s. If you want to be a robot so bad I'm sure someone can do that for you? or just get a vibrator maybe? | ||
REGINA GEORGE The perfect human being. | ||