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[fuglyslut]

((Warning: These are the ramblings of a mildly sociopathic, homophobic, transphobic teenage girl, and do not reflect the mun's real opinions. Also, she's better now, the Admiral swears. These are mostly circa February/March or so. Lovely layout courtesy of dickingyard.))

	AZULA Inmate. Total wannabe. Burned down her old school??? Indulge her or wind up like her weird brother who looks like Mel Gibson in that movie where he was ugly and gross. divine_right

	LUA KLEIN Probably talking about you behind your back RIGHT NOW. surrenders

	RAYNE THE WORST. BITCH. HERE. Anyone who has to deal with that fugly, dominatrix dressing, half-vampire, needlessly rude hobag should get a medal. I bet she watches Blade and cries every night. Sorry about that wardrobe. acid_rayne

	BUFFY SUMMERS How late 90's is that wardrobe? Hilarious. slayage

	FAITH LEHANE Slutty, dykey. Looks like she smells like gasoline and vodka. hungryanhorny

	POISON IVY THE OTHER WORST BITCH HERE. ACTUAL EFFING MONSTER. UGLY PSYCHOTIC KINKY ACTUAL LESBIAN VEGAN TENTACLE MONSTER PETA FREAK. DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE HER PRESENCE. chlorophylliac

	STEPHANIE BROWN Thinks she's special because of her sad college student clothes/haircut and sad hippie idealism. Making the Barge a better place, one annoying monologue at a time! Sorry about that face. ichoosefight

	TIM DRAKE Cute! MAJOR STALKER. GET OVER IT, TIM. Whatever. (Although seriously WHAT IS WITH the costume???) peektuttut

	ANGUA VON UBERWALD Smelly bitch. For real. Faking her accent? scentbombed

	ARKADY Hippie weirdo. Looks like an egg and a cartoon alien had a baby. LSD? can_has_vodka

	MEROPE GAUNT STOP CREEPING AROUND THE LIBRARY AND GO TAKE A SHOWER. washerlocket

	CLAIRE BENNET Bad cheerleader + burnout = enjoy your twenty crack babies??? Lua says she's nice so she's probably a bitch. some_kinda_hero

	ARIADNE Sad pretentious hipster nerd. We're inside, you can take the scarf off now. buildindreemz

	SHEGO Dating way out of her league. Skin: jaundice? too much spinach? eats grass? nuclear sludge? Worst warden ever!!!!!! Fat thighs. WORST WARDEN EVER Freakishly strong. gotgreenmagic

	WANDA MAXIMOFF Mall "goth" "pagan." Looks like Janis 2.0. Worst hair on the Barge. Her dog is the cutest thing about her. scarlet_discord

	MORGANA PENDRAGON Sad wannabe. Actual drug addict? Probably. Whiny bitch. PASTY. youwillgotohell

	PARKER Talks like a man. I bet she used to be one. yourunichase

	VASILIA ALIENA Old-looking horse-faced skinny wrinkled megabitch. Looks like one of those pathetic failed coke addict models. Embarrasses herself talking trash. no_fastolfe

	AMANDA YOUNG CREEPY AS SHIT. Don't talk to Lua about her, they have weird warden/inmate crushes on each other. creatingalegacy

	SIMONE BETHESON Does she have a face? Impossible to look at anything but the arm. Heard she had an affair with HOFFMAN or something? made_a_choice

	CAT Grossest, rudest little boy girl ever. Spreading rabies and diseases all over the Barge. Her parents should be shot. fearcutsdeeperthanswords

	DRAKE STONE Oops, I thought this was a girl. SUPER gay. Terrible makeup, hair looks like Lance Bass on crack. Has a thing for Arthas, which, WHY? flashy_magic

	SEVEN OF NINE Robot or just a freak? Maybe both. Good body, terrible hair and clothes. Hope she gets fat working lunch. not_annika

	T'POL Weird lizard-blooded bitch, can't make facial expressions to save her life. Probably drinks the same sludge as Shego. Doesn't believe in feelings, POD PERSON. with_discipline

	SARAH CONNOR If you want to be a man, just be a man. (Recommend Parker's clinic!) terminatefate

	THE T-X Most boring person on the network. Like being in history class. Loser. i_like_your

	CHROMIE WORST MIDGET BOSS at the BORINGEST JOB. Says she's really a dragon? I bet she just has exczema and swollen ankles. strangehistorian

	SATSUKI YATOUJI Terrible hair, pasty skin, ugly glasses, looks like an embarrassing yearbook picture from the 80s. If you want to be a robot so bad I'm sure someone can do that for you? or just get a vibrator maybe? technophilic

	REGINA GEORGE The perfect human being. fuglyslut