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((Warning: These are the ramblings of a mildly sociopathic, homophobic, transphobic teenage girl, and do not reflect the mun's real opinions. Also, she's better now, the Admiral swears. These are mostly circa February/March or so. Lovely layout courtesy of [community profile] dickingyard.))






AZULA

Inmate. Total wannabe. Burned down her old school??? Indulge her or wind up like her weird brother who looks like Mel Gibson in that movie where he was ugly and gross.





LUA KLEIN

Probably talking about you behind your back RIGHT NOW.





RAYNE

THE WORST. BITCH. HERE. Anyone who has to deal with that fugly, dominatrix dressing, half-vampire, needlessly rude hobag should get a medal. I bet she watches Blade and cries every night. Sorry about that wardrobe.





BUFFY SUMMERS

How late 90's is that wardrobe? Hilarious.





FAITH LEHANE

Slutty, dykey. Looks like she smells like gasoline and vodka.





POISON IVY

THE OTHER WORST BITCH HERE. ACTUAL EFFING MONSTER. UGLY PSYCHOTIC KINKY ACTUAL LESBIAN VEGAN TENTACLE MONSTER PETA FREAK. DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE HER PRESENCE.





STEPHANIE BROWN

Thinks she's special because of her sad college student clothes/haircut and sad hippie idealism. Making the Barge a better place, one annoying monologue at a time! Sorry about that face.





TIM DRAKE

Cute!
MAJOR STALKER. GET OVER IT, TIM.
Whatever. (Although seriously WHAT IS WITH the costume???)






ANGUA VON UBERWALD

Smelly bitch. For real. Faking her accent?





ARKADY

Hippie weirdo. Looks like an egg and a cartoon alien had a baby. LSD?





MEROPE GAUNT

STOP CREEPING AROUND THE LIBRARY AND GO TAKE A SHOWER.





CLAIRE BENNET

Bad cheerleader + burnout = enjoy your twenty crack babies??? Lua says she's nice so she's probably a bitch.





ARIADNE

Sad pretentious hipster nerd. We're inside, you can take the scarf off now.





SHEGO

Dating way out of her league.
Skin: jaundice? too much spinach? eats grass? nuclear sludge?
Worst warden ever!!!!!!
Fat thighs.
WORST WARDEN EVER


Freakishly strong.






WANDA MAXIMOFF

Mall "goth" "pagan." Looks like Janis 2.0. Worst hair on the Barge. Her dog is the cutest thing about her.





MORGANA PENDRAGON

Sad wannabe. Actual drug addict? Probably. Whiny bitch. PASTY.





PARKER

Talks like a man. I bet she used to be one.





VASILIA ALIENA

Old-looking horse-faced skinny wrinkled megabitch. Looks like one of those pathetic failed coke addict models. Embarrasses herself talking trash.





AMANDA YOUNG

CREEPY AS SHIT. Don't talk to Lua about her, they have weird warden/inmate crushes on each other.





SIMONE BETHESON

Does she have a face? Impossible to look at anything but the arm. Heard she had an affair with HOFFMAN or something?





CAT

Grossest, rudest little boy girl ever. Spreading rabies and diseases all over the Barge. Her parents should be shot.





DRAKE STONE

Oops, I thought this was a girl. SUPER gay. Terrible makeup, hair looks like Lance Bass on crack. Has a thing for Arthas, which, WHY?





SEVEN OF NINE

Robot or just a freak? Maybe both. Good body, terrible hair and clothes. Hope she gets fat working lunch.





T'POL

Weird lizard-blooded bitch, can't make facial expressions to save her life. Probably drinks the same sludge as Shego. Doesn't believe in feelings, POD PERSON.





SARAH CONNOR

If you want to be a man, just be a man. (Recommend Parker's clinic!)





THE T-X

Most boring person on the network. Like being in history class. Loser.





CHROMIE

WORST MIDGET BOSS at the BORINGEST JOB. Says she's really a dragon? I bet she just has exczema and swollen ankles.





SATSUKI YATOUJI

Terrible hair, pasty skin, ugly glasses, looks like an embarrassing yearbook picture from the 80s. If you want to be a robot so bad I'm sure someone can do that for you? or just get a vibrator maybe?





REGINA GEORGE

The perfect human being.

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